A boy was watching his father

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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
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"Why, God tells me," the father answered.

The boy replied, "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down shouting "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought you were watching."
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The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head looking at the new purple 5 dollar bill. The brunette said "That's so cool! they should make blue money!" The red-head said "That's so cool! they should make red money!" The blonde said "That's so cool! they should make green money!"
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