General Motors doesn't have

[tiffany83]

General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive. Imagine if they did...
HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"
Customer: "I got in my car and closed the door and nothing happened!"
HelpLine: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"
Customer: "What's an ignition?"
HelpLine: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine."nfl jerseys
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Customer: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all these technical terms just to use my car?"